He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
you inspire me to be a worse person
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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