I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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