You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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