Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
