Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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