Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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