i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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