where does the pee come out of this thing
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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