plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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