We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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