Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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