We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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