I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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