Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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