Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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