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You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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