Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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