there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
she woke up with a sticky ear
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
smell my finger.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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