never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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