bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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