: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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