Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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