imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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