honey bunches of taint.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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