dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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