Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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