I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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