$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
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