White coat. Heels.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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