hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Randomize
