We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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