Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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