READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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