i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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