was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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