Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Randomize
