i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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