For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
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