school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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