it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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