i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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