How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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