in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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