i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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