Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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