So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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