I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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