I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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