i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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