Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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