My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
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