dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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