then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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