he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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