She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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