Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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